Grammarians Beware! This book breaks the rules. Many times, and in many ways. Infuriating? Sure. Evil? Perhaps. But it isn’t the author’s fault. There is a sorceress at work.

Lady Adrielle doesn’t place ordinary curses. Her curses only change how a character is written. This one has no punctuation. That one has only capital letters. This one has the dreaded passive voice. Characters don’t know they’re characters, but they know something’s wrong. They can’t describe it without sounding crazy, so Adrielle can’t be convicted.

But this sorceress is about to meet her match in the form of two musician sisters. In order to fight this evil magic, these sisters will first have to stop fighting each other.